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jadehariey:

sukoshibot:

jadehariey:

jadehariey:

What’s the tallest buildings in your city?

THE LIBRARY BECAUSE IT HAS THE MOST STORIES 

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I can’t believe I’m being punder arrest.

thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

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oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD


regular people in the shower:  wash, rince and repeat
me in the shower:  accepting award
me in the shower:  pretending i'm filming for a shampoo commercial
me in the shower:  pretending i'm in a scene of my favourite tv show
me in the shower:  life problems
me in the shower:  ellen is pulling a prank on me
me in the shower:  showing off my mad singing skills and sexiness to the crowd of fans that isn't really there.

hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

cosmicspread:

u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun

stupidstagram:

U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink


mom:  can you do me a favor?
me:  will you pay me?
mom:  why do i have to pay you to do me a favor?
me:  Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.