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kobetyrant:

me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!

me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.

shouldnt:

I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN

scatteredly:

i just heard my voice in a video recording i never want to speak again

spenceromg:

ive been saying “ill get off the computer in a sec” for the last 10 years


me:  one does not simply go on tumblr for '5 minutes'.

snorlaxatives:

it’s 2014 and there’s still guys tryna rock the 2009 justin bieber hairstyle please love yourself

officialdaddyegbert:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

image

I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?