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officialdaddyegbert:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

starllex:

when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like 

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absentions:

girls who can run in heels should be feared

deucebasket:

I saw a bunch of ants carrying around a potato chip this morning and it made me wish I had a bunch of friends and a really huge potato chip

eatingisfab:

"Are you kidding me?"
“No, im adulting you”